“Don’t you think it’ll be different when the child is ours?” “Right, when it’s our kid that’s ruined my body, and kept me up all night and I’ll have no career and no future or anything to be happy about for the next twenty years? Sure, that’ll be completely different!” “Well, yeah…”– Bernadette and Howard’s discussion about having kids.
“Yeah, you can watch Barney, and pull Cheerios out of their noses, and go on play-dates. And I’ll work and have conversations with people my own age and enjoy my life!”—Bernadette’s perfect solution to their problem, Howard can be the stay at home parent.
Big Bang Theory